Good morning Toronto Maple Leafs fans!
Yesterday we got word of what happened to Auston Matthews since he went on LTIR. He decided to use the time to take a little trip to across the ocean and hit up a biergarten.
Germany? That's awfully far for a doctor's visit. Isn't it?
Well, it seems that there's a doctor who does specialized treatment for high level athletes using platelets and plasma and a bunch of words this dumb guy doesn't understand.
According to (Dr. LaPrade), “Biological treatments to treat cartilage, muscle, and tendon injuries from sports injuries or aging have been recognized as one of the up and comi poured onto/into him work and he'll be back to scoring like a maniac, good as new.
(It also helps hair growth, so double good for him!)
Yesterday's other big news is also handy to busy out some German, specifically Schadenfreude!
Oh no, that's terrible. So sad they haven't even hit ten wins yet, and fired their coach. Awful.
Hopefully this goes more like Leafs naming Peter Horachek coach and not the Penguins naming Mike Sullivan coach.
The PWHL releases some rule changes ahead of the new season.
Quick summary:
- Checks to the head & headbutting become a major penalty with a game misconduct.
- A new "no escape rule" means a team that had a penalty called can not change players before the power play puck drop.
- Coaches can challenge puck over the glass calls.
And a reminder, mini-camps open today in Toronto and Montréal.
In NCAA news, Notre Dame is playing a four team event in Belfast, Northern Ireland at the end of the month, and posted some guidelines to keep fans safe...
"Those guidelines told fans to avoid wearing green or anything saying 'Irish' or 'Fighting Irish' among other rules in a series of social media posts"
"Hockey team takes a vacation, starts The Troubles again" sounds like an Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode.
Is there anything the Oilers love more than a former Maple Leaf?
He joins Connor Brown, Travis Dermott, and Zach Hyman in wearing a lesser shade of blue.
Ovi-watch is on hold as the chase for Gretzky's record is paused for an injury break.
He's only 26 goals away from breaking the record.
I like Utah's colours, but the jerseys are very boring. Like, Tampa-vs-Philly-Guy-Boucher-trap-hockey boring.
In case that reference was too old..
Snore.
Take advice from me, a former zoning board member: Always file a permit. And never buy a heritage property. And don't cut down trees if you're trying to be sneaky. People notice that.
Are you going to be in Ottawa over the holidays? We got things to do!
Finally!
Alright folks, enjoy your day!
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