Here's the skinny.  At this writing, I've literally just walked in the door from a weekend in San Francisco.  I've left my wife to unload the car and put the bubba to bed, as I've got important things to attend to.  No, not really...

Anyhoo, here's your links, quick and dirty, fast and hard.  To get you in the mood, here's a clip of Tommy Stinson singing today's theme song.

UPDATE

The general gives us a few words for the wise, and the rest of you as well.