Way to go Leafs. Just Leaf up this Leafy tank. Listen guys, here's what you need to do:
Put Lupul on IR for the rest of the season. Just make something up, everyone will believe you.
Suspend Kadri for the rest of the season, show him who's boss when it comes to being late.
While you're at it, suspend Kessel for "not training hard enough".
Dion needs to recover from an upper body injury (media fatigue), send him to his summer home in PEI to recuperate.
JvR is looking a little tired, he has mono. IR.
Rielly needs to get away from this losing environment. Send him to the Marlies.
Now, to fill these holes, let's call up FML, Orr, Biggsy, and Devane on forward and MacWilliam/Marshall on D.
THATS HOW YOU GET A GOOD LOTTERY PICK DUMMIES.
Leafs Links
Mirtle: Toronto needs Kadri to take next step - The Globe and Mail
TLN Player Power Rankings: March 9, 2015 | The LeafsNation
Mailbag: Intermission Rambles | The LeafsNation
Leafs Postgame: It was 3-1 (and its okay) | The LeafsNation
Roman Polak done for the year, Granberg called up | The LeafsNation
Vintage Leaf Memories - Michael Langlois: Maple Leafs need to build a team with skill—and "will"…
BWB Post-Game: Game 67 - New York @ Toronto
Game 67 Scoring Chances: Islanders 4 vs. Maple Leafs 3 (OT) | Maple Leafs Hotstove
NHL Recaps
Red Wings Game Analysis, After-Action Report for Monday March 9th: Detroit Red Wings 5 - Edmonton Oilers 2 - Winging It In Motown
Damn, needed Edmonton to win.
Nashville Predators 2, Arizona Coyotes 1 (OT): Skidding No More - On the Forecheck
Coyotes get one past Rinne, but only get one point in overtime - Five For Howling
Well, the Coyotes got a point...that the Leafs cancelled out.
Flames vs Sens - Scorched in the Capital - Matchsticks and Gasoline
Niemi downs Penguins in shootout - Fear The Fin
Sabres at Capitals recap: Buffalo crushed 6-1 - Die By The Blade
Rangers Vs. Blackhawks: An Enormous Win - Blueshirt Banter
The Rest
OHL’s Taylor Davis works to join cast of Jersey Boys in National Hockey League | TheColorOfHockey
The $37 Million Gamble - The Cannon
Either way, the Blue Jackets lost....
Hockey Analytics: Proceed With Caution - The Cannon
The NHL's treatment of the CWHL is embarrassing - Stanley Cup of Chowder
Two sides to this right? The NHL says it wants to grow the game, well, would propping up this ala NBA/WNBA be the right move? Other side is: It's a money loser and we know these NHL owners hate that. Would Jeremy Jacobs really pay for the Blades? He made employees pay taxes on their cup rings!
Russian referee set to make NHL history Monday night | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports
Stay tuned for coaches corner this weekend...
New York Rangers vs. New York Islanders created many memories at Nassau Coliseum - NHL.com
Failure to Launch: First Period Struggles A Potential Cause For Concern - Japers' Rink
Help us design a new Buffalo Sabres third jersey - Die By The Blade
The changing role of the media in North American sports - Arctic Ice Hockey
Better Know A Bad Preseason Prediction: New York Islanders - The Faceoff Circle