Who won the Stanley Cup twice? Phil Kessel did, that’s who.  And it wasn’t to be that he did that in blue and white, but he’s happy, so we’re happy.

But deep in our black, black hearts, we like a little trolling when warranted.

Is The Steve Simmons Kessel Hot Dog Story Real?

Phil is the master at it.

Hotdogs taste better out of The Cup! #twotime #statestreetbrats

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I note there’s no ketchup on that hot dog, but we don’t need to go there today do we?

Congrats again on the second cup, and this second best ever troll post.