Here are Phaneufs words from last night post-game

What is it? Will he spout the same old cliches? Will he just say "Nonis" and walk away? Or will he hold up the severed head of David Booth, the mole, on a pike and exclaim "BOOTH-MAN SPEAK OUT OF TURN! IS NOW EXAMPLE TO ALL!"

Monday is going to be so disappointing.

Game 80 Recap: Jackets dominant in win over Maple Leafs - The Cannon

Game 81 Scoring Chances: Blue Jackets 5 vs. Maple Leafs 0 | Maple Leafs Hotstove

Dylan Strome on potentially being drafted by Maple Leafs: 'Ending up in Toronto would be wild' | theScore

Sequel to hockey movie 'Goon' to be filmed in Toronto | theScore

HOW GOOD IS EVGENY SVECHNIKOV? | The LeafsNation

Rinat Valiev is Joining the Marlies | The LeafsNation

Connor Brown named to AHL All-Rookie Team | The LeafsNation

Leafs Postgame - Is It Over Yet? | The LeafsNation

Game Recaps

Bruins All Shook Up In DC, Shut Out Again by Magical Holtby - Stanley Cup of Chowder

Capitals vs. Bruins Recap: Another Donut for Holtby as Caps Win 3-0 - Japers' Rink

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Canucks Sign Dorsett and Sbisa To Big Bucks - Nucks Misconduct

Teemu Selanne serves as caddy to Finnish golfer at Masters Tournament event - NHL.com .

Jack Eichel of Boston University among must-see players at Frozen Four in Boston - NHL.com

Mark "Norris" Giordano - Why Not? - Matchsticks and Gasoline

The Panthers' apparent mastery of the long change could show us new trends in player analysis - Litter Box Cats

Zeitgeist: NHL releases brochure teaching fans how to cope with Clinching Anxiety - Lighthouse Hockey

2015 NHL Draft Lottery: Don't Expect the First Pick to Lead Team Quickly Back to Playoffs - In Lou We Trust

Ice Level: Canadiens must survive without Pacioretty - Eyes On The Prize

Design a New Sabres Third Jersey: Day 12 Voting - Die By The Blade

How nervous are you about 30th place? - Die By The Blade

Jamie Benn Ties League Lead in Points in Dallas Stars Win Over Anaheim Ducks - Defending Big D

The Presidents' Trophy doesn't matter, but it's still something to be proud of - Blue Seat Blogs

The need to rest the weary - Blue Seat Blogs

Ducks Gameday: Battle of California Comments of the Week (Week 26) - Battle of California

VIDEO: NHL releases profile videos of game's next big stars | theScore

Jimmy Fallon posts goofy photos of NHL players on show | theScore

Tavares, Crosby going down to the wire in Art Ross race | theScore

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