#1. THOU SHALL NOT RT IDIOT HOCKEY WRITERS* INTO THE TIMELINE OF THY FOLLOWERS.
#2. THOU SHALL NOT CAPITALIZE "CORSI". IT'S JUST "Corsi".
#3. THOU SHALL ALWAYS EXPECT pigshitballs.jpg.
#4. THOU SHALL NOT RT PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE FOLLOWS. YES, WE ALL SAW THAT TWEET FROM MCKENZIE, THANKS BRO.
#5. THOU SHALL NOT ASSUME A TRADE HAS HAPPENED EVERY TIME A PLAYER IS ABSENT FROM PRACTICE.
#6. THOU SHALL TELL ALL THY FRIENDS THAT @mlse IS THE REAL MLSE.
#7. THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GIFS.
#8. THOU SHALL NOT ASSUME A TRADE IS NIGH SIMPLY BECAUSE SCOUTS ARE WATCHING A GAME. THAT'S THEIR JOB.
#9. THOU SHALL NOT RT FAKE "TRADE BREAKER" ACCOUNTS.
#10. THOU SHALL NOT CLICK THE #TMLTALK HASHTAG
*Includes but not limited to: Mark Spector, Steve Simmons, Damien Cox, Kevin McGran, Adrian Dater, Eklund, Howard Berger (does he count anymore?), Dave Feschuk, or anyone from Ottawa.
