The Return Of The Painy Season

Here in my lonely PPP-sponsored dungeon, I’m counting down backwards from 1,329,408. Now why would you be doing a thing like that, I hear you ask? Well – that’s the number of seconds we have to wait until we find out which of the current crop of Leafs won’t be joining the rest for a quiet eighteen holes in May.

• Down Goes Brown has a frank admission.
• Toronto Sports Media is disparaging about the Leafs acquiring everyone's favourite pantomime villain.
• My esteemed collegue Alec has a final review of the Pens game and also a rundown of the Leafs skills contest.
• Somny has an absolute plethora of pictures from a bygone era, including a man with elephantiasis of the knees.
• Rejoice, for Loser Domi gives you another edition of LOLeafs.
• The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette features the Penguin Killer in chief.
• We started with Down Goes Brown and we'll end there too.
• ...or will we? Eyebleaf is in the confessional.
• STOP PRESS : Don't make Jared cry any harder.