Here in my lonely PPP-sponsored dungeon, I’m counting down backwards from 1,329,408. Now why would you be doing a thing like that, I hear you ask? Well – that’s the number of seconds we have to wait until we find out which of the current crop of Leafs won’t be joining the rest for a quiet eighteen holes in May.
Is it going to be a damp squib or scorched earth? Will my grandmother be brought in to improve our goaltending? You’ll find all the answers (at some point) here at your super, soar-away Pension Plan Puppets!
- Down Goes Brown has a frank admission.
- Toronto Sports Media is disparaging about the Leafs acquiring everyone's favourite pantomime villain.
- My esteemed collegue Alec has a final review of the Pens game and also a rundown of the Leafs skills contest.
- Somny has an absolute plethora of pictures from a bygone era, including a man with elephantiasis of the knees.
- Rejoice, for Loser Domi gives you another edition of LOLeafs.
- The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette features the Penguin Killer in chief.
- We started with Down Goes Brown and we'll end there too.
- ...or will we? Eyebleaf is in the confessional.
- STOP PRESS : Don't make Jared cry any harder.
