Could you imagine anything worse than those whining Senators fans yapping at us about winning the Prince of Wales trophy? Because you know Senators fans would totally go nuts about something like that, which us real hockey fans don’t care about.

Look, I’m not at all a Rags fan, outside of occasional Chris Kreider shipping, but, please, win it tonight, Rangers! PLEASE!

Canada has endured embarrassments by Ottawa Senators before, like the existence of Mike Duffy and Pamela Wallin in the red chamber, but nothing would be a bigger embarrassment than advancement of the Ottawa Senators to the Stanley Cup Playoffs Conference Final, not even the Charlottetown Accord!

Tonight’s Schedule
(all times EDT)

7:00 PM:
Syracuse Crunch @ Toronto Marlies on LeafsTV

7:30PM
Ottawa Senators @ New York Rangers on CBC

The Marlies are back in action tonight at Ricoh Coliseum. They really need a win. Thankfully Jake Dotchin will not come anywhere near sniffing the ice tonight, or for the next two games. After yet another serious injury to one of our beloved players he was suspended by the AHL. Fortunately, there is a GOOD ONTARIYA BOY waiting in the wings.

Marlies turn to Findlay to fill in for injured Gauthier
Jake Dotchin suspended: Is it enough?

Which of these actually plausible scandals would be worse?

Pamela Wallin’s Toronto stopovers count against the Leafs’ salary cap.26
Mike Duffy declares the ACC his official residence.11
Colton Orr appointed to the Senate.18