Empty Calories

Total 112 Posts
Not every meal has to be nutritious, and some articles are just for fun.

Miscellaneous Leaf Thoughts: We’re Still Alive Edition

Random Leaf thoughts after a bonkers Game 5.

Well, Shit

Gonna have some feelings now.

PPP judges our pre-season predictions and makes some new NHL Awards guesses

We never learn. We’re making new predictions to be wrong about, too.

Miscellaneous Leafs Thoughts

Some Leafs thoughts for the lull.

The Optimist/Pessimist Guide To The Leafs’ Playoff Race

Our split personality Leafs fan looks at the Leafs’ run to the playoffs.

My favourite GIFs from last night’s Toronto Maple Leafs win over Pittsburgh

Tessa, Scott, and Nazem stole the show last night.

NBC Olympics thinks Jake Gardiner is a Kessel

Does Amanda have a second brother in the NHL?

Purely Instinctive Leafs Evaluations

We put away the numbers and give our feelings-based takes.

The Schadenfreude Hockey League

Let’s laugh at teams we don’t like!

The Leafs as candidates for The Bachelor, ranked

Goldenhawk asked, we delivered

Coach Carrick

It’s hard not to think that Connor Carrick will be a coach one day strictly based on how he talks.

Trust Le Process

Why Marc Bergevin deserves another chance.

Sunday Dots

Because random thoughts separated by periods is how you be a good writer or something

MLSE needs to remove the Toronto Raptors from the Air Canada Centre

Look, this is a legitimate issue alright?

The Best Leafs Plays of October

Our favourite plays in each Leaf game for the first month.

The Best and Worst Jerseys in the NHL

Our staff gather to praise and slam some hockey sweaters.

Auston Matthews is better than Connor McDavid

My name is seldo and I’m here to tell you why SB Nation is wrong

Mailbag: Leafs With Tattoos/Sexy Mimes

This mailbag is brought to you by the letter Q.

The horrors of Toronto Maple Leafs merchandise

Time to gear up for the new season.

PPP has found a secret document you need to read

We have a totally legit copy of the acceptance speeches for Mike Babcock and Auston Matthews for tonight’s Awards.

FTB: Stanley Cup Final conspiracy links

Listen carefully to the crowd at the game.

EA Sports' NHL 18 uses wrong Maple Leafs player chewing mouthguard

James van Riemsdyk should be compensated for this heresy.
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