Stanley Cup Final Game 5:
Nashville Predators @ Pittsburgh Penguins
8:00 PM EDT on CBC
Did Pekka Rinne retain his super powers on this trip to Pittsburgh, or do they require a supply of catfish that is now unobtainable? We shall soon find out.
Tonight’s winner will be:
| The Predators. | 14 |
| The Penguins. | 7 |
| Project Purity Control. | 3 |
What we won’t find out is who is which of these alleged massive conspiracies perpetrated by the NHL are real!
Which is more likely?
| The Leafs have already won the Stanley Cup this season, but there’s a massive conspiracy to hide this fact from us. | 30 |
| The Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup for the next three years in a row. | 19 |