Lightning @ Islanders
7:00 PM EDT
CBC and NBCSN

Devils @ Marlies
7:30 PM EDT
Rogers TV and TSN 1050

ICYMI: last night I discovered one of the grossest recipes ever concocted by the Food Network

Hot Beef and Pasta Stir-fry Caesar Salad

What one thing would you eat instead of a "Hot Beef Pasta Stir-Fry Caesar Salad"?

A hotdog covered in ketchup.11
Gagh, served live (as is best).8
The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.15
Mike Fisher's Slapshot Spaghetti casseorle.10