I'm gonna keep this short and sweet as I need to get to bed here soon. Why you ask? Well because as of 8am this morning I will be taking the Medical College Admission Test. That's right, I want to go to medical school and become a doctor. Freaky shit right?

Now turn your head and check out the links after the jump:

Simon Gagne in Toronto? Not a good idea.

VLM reminds us of other players the Leafs signed too late in their careers.

Ever thought that Marcel Mueller looks familiar?

So did Blue Chip Prospects, and they know why.

Realistic hockey movie titles that the NHL should back

Fifty Mission Cap has just what is needed to remedy the current hockey movie lull.

Holy Beanbags Bettman! Wild sign Mikko Koivu to 7 year, $47.25M extension

The bar FA bar has been reset a little higher now.

FREE JERSEYS!

FREE JERSEYS AT LEAFSHQ!

Maple Leafs Hot Stove Mailbag

Or MLHS mailbag for short.

Bleacher Report Sucks!

Amen to that brother!

Blue Eyed Blonde Left Winger, Pt. 1

Archi says goodbye to the gorgeous Viktor Stalberg.

Why did Burke sign a soccer player?

The Keyser Soze himself doesn't understand who Marcel Mueller is.

Detroit signs Derek Meech to a 1-year, $500k contract

That's the guy they wanted to keep over Brett Lebda.

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