In light of the TMZ Sports report this morning detailing the allegations that Mike Komisarek punched a woman in a night club in Los Angeles, the editors at Pension Plan Puppets felt it important to release an official statement. The alleged details are as follows:

...the 28-year-old defensive powerhouse was named in a police report filed by a woman who claims the whole thing went down after Komisarek decided to lift her up in the air at a Hollywood nightclub.
We're told the woman claims she demanded Komisarek put her down -- but he refused -- so she slapped him in the face.
The woman claims Komisarek immediately set her down ... and then punched her in the face, causing her to bleed.  
The woman claims Komisarek left the club...

To be frank, we are shocked by these allegations and think they are ludicrous. Anyone who has seen Mike Komisarek play as a Maple Leaf knows that he can't hit anything let alone draw blood. Furthermore, if he hasn't found a way to lift his game out of the trash how can he be expected to lift a woman.