[Monday's FTB]: No, YOUR post season is crazy

My good pal from Avalanche Land, the lovely Katya Knappe, stopped by to visit yesterday. Someone asked her the simple question, "What's wrong with the Avs?" And she gave a substantive answer (over here, for those who didn't see it). It made me wonder what all of the other teams are concerned about this off season, so I went for a spin through SB Nation to find out.

I visited 27 teams. I figured the two in the SCF are preoccupied, and we all already know what the Leafs are up to. It turns out that most of the league is doing exactly what you'd imagine -- rosterbating or picking apart last season. (With one exception: Dallas Stars. Y'all are nuts.)

A League of Woes:

• Avalanche

  Katya summed up the year best.

• Blue Jackets

  CJ 2015 NHL draft prospect profiles

• Blues

  SLGT UFA Survivor: who should return?

• Bruins

  Is David Pastrnak legendary? MY COLUMN:

• Canadiens

  Could the Canadiens trade for Evgeni Malkin?

• Canucks

  Why isn't Nucksmisconduct following the Utica Comets more closely? Anyway, they're running a series of Player Autopsies like this one -- Canuck Player Autopsy: Tom Sestito

• Capitals

  Rink Wraps: grading each player from 2014-2015

• Coyotes

  Arizona Coyotes to debut new jerseys on Draft Day

• Devils

  2015 New Jersey Devils Offseason: Not a Good Year for Free Agent Left Wingers

• Ducks

  One of 29: Ducks Fell Short, But 2014-15 Was Another Season Of Improvement For Anaheim

• Flames

  FLAMES 2014-15 Report Cards

• Flyers

  The Flyers are paying Dave Hakstol like he's a Stanley Cup-winning head coach

• Hurricanes

  Draft Discussion, Volume Two: Hanifin Versus Provorov

• Islanders

  Islanders Report Cards

• Jets

  Pavelec and Hutchinson: How do they compare?

• Kings

  The Kings are still following the post-season of the Monarchs. Calder Cup Final Preview: Utica vs Manchester

• Oilers

  Armchair GM - Buy-outs

• Panthers

  Cats are hosting the draft, so they're going through a mock draft to see who might pick whom. LBC 2015 NHL Entry Mock Draft

  Dylan Strome goes fourth overall to the Toronto Maple Leafs.

• Penguins

  Pittsburgh Penguins statement about hiring Morgan Stanley

• Predators

  OTF 2014-15 Player Report Cards

• Rangers

  Report: Glen Sather Undecided About Future

• Red Wings

  Red Wings Core Of Youth Excited For Jeff Blashill To Be Their Next Coach

• Sabres

  Tim Murray talks Eichel, Halo during Draft Combine

• Senators

  SSS 2014-15 Season Review

• Sharks

  Sharks introduce new head coach Peter DeBoer

• Stars

  Instead of worrying about the off-season, the beautiful people of the Dallas Stars are writing some cool fiction. What if the SCF was between the Stars and the Bolts?

  Stanley Cup Final Bizarro Recap Game 1: Bolts v. Stars

  Stanley Cup Final Bizarro Game 2: Delinquent Stars Drop Historic Heartbreaker

• Wild

  Exit Interviews -- a review of each Wild player in 2014-2015

And we continue with our own busy summer:

Leafs News

Maple Leafs fielding trade inquiries on Kessel: report | NHL.com

Toronto Maple Leafs Trade Rumors: Teams Calling On Kessel | Editor in Leaf

Maple Leafs’ Hunter talks draft at NHL Combine | Sportsnet

Have a lovely Monday, y'all!