- Ms Dion's heart is broken (but will presumably go on). Take heart though, brothers and sisters, for now we can undertake a whole new system of product boycotting as Molson agrees to buy out Gillett for the Canadiens.
- Right, that's enough francophone bobbins. The Maple Leaf Hot Stove turn up the heat on the pre-draft trade rumours.
- Wherever he goes in the world, it seems people just can't get enough of triple P, the man and his music. Here he chats to Cycle Like The Sedins.
- Something we heard all too much about though - one man and his wood. Look into his eyes and tell me there isn't a dark crime in his past? Please overload the comments to within an inch of its life in support of Wrap and her Cupcake Cup.
- And then we move to something we USED to hear too much about. Mats Sundin isn't sure what he wants to do next season.
- Toronto Sports Media and their terrifying image library focus on Glenn Healy and his big yap.
- Finally - bringing up the rear for once is the smuggest man to ever impersonate a General Manager of a major sporting franchise and the beating given out to one Mark Osborne. Good work, DGB - today we honour your achievement./
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