I just got back from my men's league game, a 5-3 win that saw over 40 minutes of penalties handed out between the two teams. I'm proud to say that I received two of those for tripping a guy, then tripping the same guy, and then just for fun tripping the same guy again. He had slashed me earlier in the play, so I wanted to help him test out his tailbone pads. They apparently work just fine as after the third time, he got up and followed me to the penalty box, got in my face and asked "What the fuck? What's wrong with you?" To which I replied, "I'm a dick." His retort? "Yeah, you sure are." Cue me with a shit eating grin from ear to ear.
We actually hit a threshold in our game wherein our team accrued so many penalty minutes, our captain had to sit in the box for 5 minutes. We were all quite pleased with ourselves.
TRUCULENCE!!!!1
Links after the jump.
It seems the Blackhawks celebrated their Cup win a little too much
LD brings us the story of the morning after.
Why Tomas Kaberle to New Jersey won't happen
Reason #1: Brian Burke is not retarded.
Leafs name Phaneuf captain by default
A whole lot of angry blah, blah, blah going on is this article.
The NHLPA player reps will vote on the salary cap June 21st
Interesting to note that should they vote against, the cap will go down. Interesting read.
Leafs off-season rumors. Vol V.
More rumors linking Marleau to the Leafs. Just say no Burkie.
Not hockey related, but sleza has a fantastic "inspirational" poster.
F***ing PPP girlfriends, how do they work?
Juggalo extraordinaire Loser Domi is one cool dude. ;)
The story of Maple Leaf legend Arthur Brooks
The first goalie to play for the Maple Leafs in an NHL game.
Now the fun begins; is Schenn a trading piece?
Yes it does, and I sure hope not.
Cautionary tales of Leafs free agency
Yakov Mironov looks at how the Leafs have been historically bad come July 1st.
Morning Additions
Leafs aren't Toronto's only embarassment
mf37 slams Royson James for his latest failed attempt at sports journalism.
Also, watch for the continuation of our player reviews as later on today we cover Jonas Gustavsson and Christian Hanson.
