Mattblack Has Been Let Go

It's tough times out there all over, so it's with a heavy heart that I stand here before you today to say that Mattblack has been canned. His FTB writing was almost average on some days, but I liked the one-legged little guy anyways. He fought as hard as he could to convince us all he could read and write, and in the end I think we'll admire him like we admire Jacques Demers. So here's to you Mattblack, you illiterate trainspotter:

• Torontosportsmedia wants you to take the Tofu Challenge (it's a Berger replacement).
• "Brian Burke" posted a list of his top ten favorite staged fights.
• Jaredoflondon is throwing up P-O-G on the West side of London.
• Torontosportsmedia missed a chance to have relations with Peter Pocklington's daughter.
• Barry Melrose Rocks apparently thinks the Leafs' best goaltender this year is going to Russia./