It's tough times out there all over, so it's with a heavy heart that I stand here before you today to say that Mattblack has been canned. His FTB writing was almost average on some days, but I liked the one-legged little guy anyways. He fought as hard as he could to convince us all he could read and write, and in the end I think we'll admire him like we admire Jacques Demers. So here's to you Mattblack, you illiterate trainspotter: