On Twitter last night, @1967ers thought it'd be keen to post some lockout centric haikus. Here are my favorites. Got any to add?
Here there be links.
10 Leafs-Related Thoughts and Questions
MLHS puts on their questioning caps.
Joffrey Lupul No Longer a Victim of Circumstance
Hey look, another misinformed dig at Francois Beauchemin.
KHL: Komarov Scores in Upset Loss and More
Dangle continues liking the KHL.
Wide Reaching Leafs/Marlies Prospects Thoughts
Also, VLM reaches 1,100 posts.
A Look Back at the Careers Cut Short by the Last NHL Lockout
Poor Adam Oates.
Minnesota Wild Staff to Take 20% Paycuts
Meanwhile, Wild ownership gave out $20M in signing bonuses to Suter and Parise for this year alone.
Riley Sheahan's Drunk Driving Charge is Straight Out of Mad Libs
Seriously, that's some fine college drunkenness.
NHL Amnesty Game: Who Would Each Eastern Conference Team Buyout if They Could?
Lukas Hardonk doesn't understand LTIR nor that teams actually have to pay players in buyout amnesty.
ASSMODE.
Also happy birthday to Marc-Andre Fleury and oh yeah, me. What did you get me?