A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It was dark, in more ways than one and there was little hope to be found. But a merry band of rebels fought to bring down an evil empire. There was a whole lot of things they ran into along the way, being trapped in a trash compactor, possibly being too short to be a stormtrooper, a stop at Space Pimp (tm) Lando Calrissian's city, a rancor pit and arguing over who shot first. Also, it required crawling in a taun taun to survive. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.
It may be the bleakest of times, but have the heart to persevere. Keep calm and swing your saber.
Help me Luke Schenn, you're my only hope.
Dance break after the jump
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