I'm Wendel Clark, you're the puck

So yesterday I got really bored.  Like, really, really bored.  So I finally did it - signed Jared up for Cougar Life.  Fergus30 was a great help in filling out the profile, but the icing on the cake was my answer to the question "What is your ideal fantasy role-playing" which I filled out as "I'm Wendel Clark, you're the puck."
To see the rest of his profile, click here and here.

Please help Fergus30 and I to convince Jared to actually go on a date or two with a woman from this site.  If he agrees, we can all pitch in a few bucks for a one month membership ($40) and get some extra access (unpaid you only get 3 messages which you can send, and apparently can't read all of the messages that are sent to you.)  C'mon, peer pressure created "Throw the Snake" - let's get some support for "Date a Cougar"!!!
Links after the jump.

• Been there, heard that
  Norman James Sports has his reaction to Burke's presser.
• Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke expects team to be in playoffs next season
  Yeah, sure we have heard this before... but the Hockey News chose to write this stupid headline instead of the truth - Burke said "the playoffs are a reasonable goal".
• Closing Thoughts
  MLHS reviews Burke's end of season press conference from yesterday.
• Fun Day In Toronto Sports Media
  TSM reviews yesterday in Toronto Sports media: Interesting day for sure. First we had Bill Houston's blog article and then we had Brian Burke's presser, with Howard Berger's respectful attire.
• Houston, We Have a Problem
  I agree with Tom Benjamin's conclusion to this article about Houston/Mirtle.
• 55 Gallons of Ink for Mirtle
  Hockey Wilderness, a Minnesota Wild blog, was not impressed with Houston either.
• 3rd Annual Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe Contest
  Abel to Yzerman is hosting a contest that y'all might be interested in - and winning Leafs tickets is the reward!
• Rock the Red? There’s An App For That.
  This is rather cool - the Caps have an iPhone app.
• Great moments in slithery: Fans throw snakes on Coyotes ice
  Chemmy was successful!! THERE WAS A SNAKE THROWN!!!!!