...then how come we're not laughing?

Could it be due to the fact that there are eighty more game to go?  Let's all back away from the ledge, take a few deep breaths and ask ourselves:  "What the f*$# is going on?"

Are the answers in the links...?

If the Leafs lose to Ottawa it will be time to...

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