So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our Hockey Reference sponsorships. All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.

Next up: Daniel Alfredsson. Here is what we have currently thanks to the general terribleness of the National Capital Region and the contributions of DGB, Jared, and MF37:

Go ahead and write it, I guarantee we'll win the Cup." - Daniel Alfredsson, 2004.

Not bad considering that most of us probably just fell asleep thinking of Ottawa. So the question is: Can you do better?

What do you think should be on Daniel Alfredsson's H-R page?

This.26
Forget the page, can we get this on his tombstone?44
I have something better! (try it in the comments because we don't believe you)2