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So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our Hockey Reference sponsorships. All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.

Next up: Carey Price. Here is what we have currently thanks to Godd Till KIM JORN:

More Ken Dryden (Liberal leadership candidate) than Ken Dryden (1971 Conn Smythe Winner)

Not bad considering the messianic predictions piled on Jim Carey Price. So the question is: Can you do better?

What should be displayed on Jim Carey Price's H-R.com page?

Let's stick with what we have11
Let's freshen this puppy up (make suggestions in the comments)26