Gratuitous Amounts of Energy.

...WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE KOMIKAZI!!!1, HAPPY TRAILS, MONSTER, XLB, TRUCULENCE WITH REAL ORR! SOUND THE ALARM BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC. HOCKEY, YOU'LL BE GOOD AT HOCKEY....THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S LEAFS...THESE ARE YOUR LEAFS..BABIES, YOU'LL HAVE 400 SCHENN BABIES!

Onto the esteemed links of the family, shall we? This is your Monster(!!!1) Roundup. Of sorts;

• Brian Burke would never strong-arm a ref....would he?
• FACT: Bears Beets Battlestar Galatica. Gustavvson protects the ACC from Mothra and Rodan.
• The Spits go camping with the Leafs. Sadly no s'mores or sleeping bags are involved.
• This is the Man Wall. Really it should be called WAC's Dream House.
• Eyebleaf wants to know how my [Tlusty Scale] taste, Habs?
• Odin has a one two punch; the first is how much he hates Robot Jarome Iginla. Second: he found us cookies!
• Oh, the Lightning and Coyotes are playing preseason games in smaller arenas. People like me who live a five hour drive from Everett are crazy excited.
• The Pittsburgh Penguins obviously aren't meteorologists.
• Snow Blow Joe Sakic hangs up the skates. Vintage Joe.

If I missed something crucial, drop it in the comments. It will be remedied at some point. Probably when you are eating lunch. Use the fun new Retweet feature.

Lunchtime Update;

• Old Guys in Blue and White gives a rundown on our strapping defensemen.
• Fear The Fin has some photoshop amazingness. Ever wondered what a puppy goalie would look like? Check it out.
• Pronger. Seven Years. The joke write themselves people. Also, cap problems? In Philly? Uh, doi!
  Monster post about the MONSTER!!!1. I wanna get all James Lipton and ask him what it means to be a Monster....
• Jared is being well....Jared again./