Editor's Note: Here is the fourth and final FTB from our applicants. Please let us know what you think or we'll hire a Habs fan.
Consistently drawn to defeat like an unrepentant shoe fetishist, the Leafs have now only won one of their last eight games. ‘Tank for Tavares’ (also known as ‘Hiatus for Hedman’ and ‘Slide for…umm…Svensson-Paajarvi’) is in full swing and we’ll be watching the remainder of the season from behind the couch as the losing streak becomes as unprecedented as George W. Bush. Let’s see what kernels of comfort we can draw from the faithful.
TSM has been busier than the official scorer when Cujo is playing. The sounds of barrels being scraped at sports desks all over city is here, whilst remembering that a high pick isn’t necessarily a panacea for all ills. And no matter how bad the next four/sixteen/twenty eight months get, at least JFJ isn't still on the payroll.
Speaking of which, Eyebleaf wishes to challenge the mouth scruncher to a contest of suck.
Dr Steve is digging in for the long haul and smacking down Cox at the same time.
Kevin at BMR brings us exciting developments from the mythical kingdom of Long Island.
Another trip down the reminiscing road, courtesy of Vintage Leafs.
Alex Tran drops his science on those assembled concerning the Earl/Hamiltion trade.
PPP Update:
- You want numbers that won't scare you? Check out these odds.
- Also, head over to the fanshot section where a lot of good stuff gets posted but missed because you're all too busy talking about bacon and nerd stuff.