Good morning Toronto Maple Leafs!
It's Thursday, the Leafs are flying home before bussing it to Buffalo. Actually I doubt they bus it anymore, may as well make that 2 hour drive a 15 minute flight.
Let's get to the filling out day with arguments, and Jared trying to reclaim his 100k comment status.
Last night the Leafs beat the Stars, and Ryan Reaves had his 900th career game.
Speaking of old players, Blake Wheeler has retired after 1172 games with the Boston Bruins, Atlanta Thrashers, Winnipeg Jets*, Munich EHC, and New York Rangers.
This is a hilariously clock baity headline about a trade between Seattle and the Rangers.
Kakko went to the Kraken for Will Borgen, a 3rd, and a 6th. Larry David will not be impressed.
Step one: Keep scoring more goals than the other guys.
Step two: Let in fewer goals than the other guys.
Step three: Profit.
They have to get all the locks out of their system since you can't kick on the ice.
Pittsburgh model my ass, or something.
I completely forgot Skinner was on the Oilers.
I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
See the joke here is that even at this rate, Ottawa transit is still overpriced.
Finally, when life gives you a sheet of ice, you play hockey!
Enjoy your day everyone!
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