As some of you may know, a love affair for the ages was spawned in these here parts between SkinnyFish and his fine lady. The culmination of years of wooing, long bus rides, and presumably plenty of dirty texts is taking place Saturday. As a final farewell to Skinny's bachelorhoood, we will be hosting a night out at The Monarch Tavern tomorrow night starting at 7pm. If you come out, you'll get to meet such Barilkosphere luminaries as:

SKINNYFISH (PICTURED ON RIGHT)

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CHEMMY

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BIG DADDY D

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RYANTOLOGIST

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GODD TILL

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AND YOU!

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How do you partake in the fun?

Well, first off, comment here before noon tomorrow so that I can get an idea of numbers. If you say that you are coming and don't show up then you'll be banned from PPP. The good news is that SBN is going to give us a pile of cash* for drinks for you people. I'll have drink tickets and will give them out judiciously. How do you guarantee that you'll get at least one and possibly more (depending on turnout)? Donate at least $20 to a charity of your choice and forward me the confirmation. If you need suggestions then please think of The Colombian Canadian Children's Organization, You Can Play, Right To Play, or AboutFace.

* size of pile to be determined

But wait! There's more!

If you come before 8pm and get a pint of beer then you will get a free sausage courtesy of our fine hosts. Also, before 9pm, their house draft will be $5 a pint. That means that combined with the tax deduction, if you donate $20 you're getting a hell of a deal.

Hmmm I like drinking but hate planning

That's fine too! Show up whenever and say hello.