Finland = Winland

For real yo, this little toaster is our ticket to 160 points this season.

So then. Not the best start to the season, but fear not my timorous brethren. MLSE MegaCorp (in association with Zorin Industries) have been diligently beavering away in their research labs and are now ready to give you the latest in GM Goaltending. The TMLFleshSlab is a 6 foot by 4 foot block of living, sentient meat (See also Mr K. Wellwood, latterly of this parish) which will be placed between the pipes as a solution to our goalie woes.

We can now look forward to shoot out wins in every one of remaining games. (Caution - some playoff!!!1! games may last well over seven hours). When asked its feelings on being the new Leaf puck stopper, the TMLFleshSlab replied, 'Every moment I live is agony. Please kill me.' Huh. Just like Vesa then.

MLSEMegaCorp - Sinning against nature to bring you Lord Stanley's Cup!

• From this point on, teams are banned from wearing red against the Leafs. Isn't red meant to incite? Perhaps they thinking traffic lights....anyway, leading the charge to review last night, it's new(ish) kid on the block Leafs247, here and here. Also weighing in, Jared has his game review in 10 words or less,  looking at the positives with Norman James Sports, TML Central ranks the performances and Japers' Rink has the oppostion view.
• mf37 preaches from the parables of patience.
• Vintage Leafs makes an always welcome appearance, this time featuring the Wendel family.
• Another couple of great pictures, this time courtesy of Fallen Leafs - with the oldest agitator in town and chest-bumping with Ovie.
• In other hockey news, it was Crosby v. Tavares last night. JT put his first NHL goal on the board, but it was the usual sinking feeling for the Isles in the final analysis.
• LATE BREAKING - RobOuttaSocal's game recap is right here. He's still disgusted with the defensive play from last night./

As usual - please whack anything I've missed in the comments!