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  1. Do you own a computer?
  2. Do you like the Maple Leafs?
  3. Is unpaid hard labor your idea of a romantic evening?

If you answered "Sure I guess" to some of those questions, we'd like you to write for us for free! Some blogs charge up to $999 to do their grunt work, others charge as little as $500 (50 easy payments of $10) but at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries we'll let you do it for free! Job responsibilities include (but are not limited to):

  • Putting up the FTB two to three times a week.
  • Tagging pictures, Fanshots and Fanposts.
  • Running the overflow Game Day threads.
  • Picking up our dry cleaning.
  • Writing articles when PPP or I are on sexy vacations with or without each other.
  • Making sure that we both have our extra hot, low-fat, vanilla machiattos in the morning. We can't function without them.*/

If you're interested, let us know in the comments!

*two of these responsibilities are not true.