- Do you own a computer?
- Do you like the Maple Leafs?
- Is unpaid hard labor your idea of a romantic evening?
If you answered "Sure I guess" to some of those questions, we'd like you to write for us for free! Some blogs charge up to $999 to do their grunt work, others charge as little as $500 (50 easy payments of $10) but at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries we'll let you do it for free! Job responsibilities include (but are not limited to):
- Putting up the FTB two to three times a week.
- Tagging pictures, Fanshots and Fanposts.
- Running the overflow Game Day threads.
- Picking up our dry cleaning.
- Writing articles when PPP or I are on sexy vacations with or without each other.
- Making sure that we both have our extra hot, low-fat, vanilla machiattos in the morning. We can't function without them.*/
If you're interested, let us know in the comments!
*two of these responsibilities are not true.