I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue.

We don't have any non "Vancouver is God's team; the Chosen Ones; the ones to bring Lord Stanley's Chalice back to its rightful Northern realm; Ryan Kesler's power derived from infancy when he suckled from the breast of a she-wolf" style links today. But perhaps you do. If so, post them sumbitches in the comments and pour one out for our departed homeboys, the Nashville Predators.

I lied, here's a link to the updated PPPPPPP Round 2 Scoring (ARMANDO SLAPNUTS' reign of terror is over) and the updated Perfect Rinkotology team. Not a single person on Rinkotology.com picked Joel Ward from the Preds. Nutso.

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