Julian Sanchez
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Maple Leafs v. Coyotes: We Got Your Truculence Right Here
That might have looked very familiar to those that have watched the Leafs since the lockout but it's called a 'bo-dy-check'. Not a Czech like Tomas Kaberle (or anything Kaberle does) but a check. Like something you hate to see at the end of a meal
Toronto Maple Leafs v. Boston Bruins: Translation Problems
Fighting in Punjabi doesn't sound any tougher
What you are experiencing while viewing that video (make sure to listen) is what the Maple Leafs encountered last Saturday. They knew what was going on and what was supposed to happen but nothing made any sense. Their forwards' efforts
Ian White is Moustachulent, Blake Wheeler Should Be Suspended, and Hockey Night in Canada Hates Us
Glove tap to Belligerent Burkie for finding the incident in question
This has nothing to with this post other than I love posting Ian White kicking ass
The Man, The Myth, The Moustache
17. Bill McCreary apologized to Ian White for missing Blake Wheeler’s push from behind that sent
Maple Leafs 5 v. Thrashers 2: TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAYYYY
Chemmy would like you to listen to this song to understand the post title. Unfortunately, Smashing Pumpkins doesn't like having their music embedded.
The Toronto Maple Leafs bounced back from a pantsing in Boston on Saturday to beat the Atlanta Thrashers 5-2. They were paced by two goals
Maple Leafs 3 v. Canadiens 0: Celebrations Ruined
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dewed
When Colton Orr Scores
You know that you're screwed
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dinger
And that goes double when
The second's from Finger
What would you if Matt Stajan made it three
Probably boo your team and from the Bell Centre flee!
The
Maple Leafs 0 v. Sabres 3: Surprise, Surprise
I don't know what the deal was with the fans booing the Maple Leafs. Are they shocked that a very good Buffalo Sabres team beat the Leafs 3-0? First off, the Sabres are better. Bottom line. Second, they are the Buffalo Sabres. They could dress the Wellington Dukes
VANIER CUP CHAMPIONS: Queen's Golden Gaels 33 v. University of Calgary Dinos 31
Post-Game Interviews with Danny Brannagan and Pat Sheahan
Vanier Cup Live Blog
For the first time since 1992 the Queen's Golden Gaels (don't forget the Golden) are Vanier Cup Champions after they defeated the University of Calgary Dinos (Dinosaurs was too long for Albertans) 33-31 in
Maple Leafs 6 v. Panthers 4: Hagman and Kessel Have An Awesome-Off
LEAFS MAN inspired the Leafs' to victory.
What has Carlton done lately?
The Toronto Maple Leafs overcame an early 2-0 deficit to beat the Florida Panthers 6-4. By early I mean that the Panthers scored two goals in 53 seconds and Jonas Gustavsson looked like he might be in
Maple Leafs 6 v. Panthers 4: Post-Game Thread
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LEAFS MAN lives! Unlike the Leafsmobile he inspired the Leafs to overcome a typically terrible start. Jonas Gustavsson did not want to disappoint him and he started
Maple Leafs 3 v. NY Islanders 4 (OT): Second Verse Same As The First
Despite throwing 61 shots at Dwayne Roloson the Maple Leafs fell 4-3 in overtime to the New York Islanders. On the bright side, John Tavares was a complete non-factor. After a dominating first period the Maple Leafs fell behind to a Jeff Tambellini breakaway goal as a long period of
Brushes With Greatness
One Leafs win - funny how a 60 minute effort will produce those - isn't enough to lower the panic level among the mittenstringers from LeafCon 1. Frankly, the Leafs are a long way from stopping those stories (more on this later) and allaying the fears of Leafs
Toilet Bowl II: Revenge of the Basement Dwellers
13 days ago these two teams met in Toilet Bowl I and the Leafs emerged victorious on the back of some great goaltending by Jonas Gustavsson and a game-winning goal by Jason Blake. A fortnight later and the two teams are ready to reprise their roles as neither one has
Good Father Edition
Senor Blurr is out being a good dad at Disneyland so you get an original FTBer taking hold of the reins. Actually, as I write this, and use the powers of scheduled posting, he's trying not to swear in front of Bubba as the LA traffic lives up
The Heroes are Zeroes
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This time it's not a questionable movie but an all-time great: Groundhog Day. The Leafs make the same mistakes over and over again
HEROES v ZEROES : Needs More Goals
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Continuing the theme of questionable movies that I not only watched but that I thoroughly enjoyed and will re-watch whenever it's on TV the Maple Leafs need to
HEROES 1 v. ZEROES 1: KESSEL IS AWESOME
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Did you guys see Kicking and Screaming, the Will Ferrell vehicle? Well, he makes his team awesome by adding two little Italian geniuses and one super secret play: Pass it to the
The Heroes v. The Zeroes
Remember when the Leafs not only beat the senators but also beat the senators? Yeah, me neither. This team is not very truculent yet but probably because it's a work in progress. ToskaLOL and LOLclaire get the starts so get your popcorn ready, make some good comments, rec
Fun With Numbers
Actually, that's a lie. None of this will be fun. Or maybe it will if you're into that kind of self-flagellation thing which, if you're a Leafs fan, is likely. Anyway, without further ado, more from the king of stats and the newest member
Maple Leafs 5 v. Red Wings 1: On The Road To Validation
The Toronto Maple Leafs won the Hall of Fame game 5-1 as they used their forecheck and a determined defense to stymie a Detroit Red Wings team that had seemingly turned a corner. The Chris Osgood that had posted a .976 sv% over his last three games was replaced by
Maple Leafs 5 v. Red Wings 1: The Monster Saves...
and the defence clears the rebounds. That's how things worked tonight as the Toronto Maple Leafs stretched their point streak to 8 games and their winning streak to two games with a 5-1 win over the Red Wings. The most impressive thing was that for the majority of
Maple Leafs 3 v. Red Wings 0: WTF?
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Seriously, this game is scaring me in a good way. Up next: Satellite Hot Stove with some sort of massive surprise from Pierre LeBrun. Draper just tried to
Maple Leafs 1 v. Lightning 2 (OT): I Said No More Moral Victories
The Toronto Maple Leafs fell, once again, in overtime to the Tampa Bay Lightning. Despite peppering Antero Niittymaki with 41 shots the Leafs only managed one goal by way of the moustachulent Ian White and a healthy deflection. Jonas Gustavsson looked good once again in stopping 30 shots. He gave
Maple Leafs 1 v. Lightning 2 (OT): Referees Are as Bad as MLB Umpires
What absolute horseshit. Of course that dummy Doug Maclean is saying it's a good goal when Ryan Malone throws Gustavsson into the net. Nice to see Stajan just give the puck up after he's made a good play. Typical. 95% well done and then he falls.
Maple Leafs 0 v. Lightning 1: Real Victories Please
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It's coming. Hopefully it'll come this period. Phil Kessel is creating opportunities and looking exciting almost every time he touches the puck. Lecavalier opened the
Maple Leafs 0 - Lightning 0 - Phil Kessel's Ability to Take a Hit 1
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Well, Phil Kessel is definitely making the highlight reels tomorrow night. We'll see if he adds a goal to the absolutely monstrous hit that Ohlund dished out. Sure, he