Julian Sanchez

Total 1767 Posts

Please Welcome Your New FTB Overlords

With the departure of Blurr from the ranks of Princesses it left a massive gap in the operations of PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch. We received approximately 100 applications for this most prestigious of positions and wittled it down to two. Actually, it's only one right

Maple Leafs 1 v. Penguins 4: It's Always Something

Games like the Toronto Maple Leafs' loss to the Penguins help to make crystal clear how far this team still has to go. Brian Burke corrected Elliotte Friedman before the game about the media's mistaken belief that he guaranteed the playoffs but it's clear that

Maple Leafs host Defending Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins

Next Game Pittsburgh Penguins @ Toronto Maple Leafs Broadcast: 7pm HNiC CBC, AM 640 SBN Opponent: PensBurgh Saturday, Jan 9, 2010, 7:00 PM EST Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > The Toronto Maple Leafs will try to recover from a tough loss with a game against one of the best

Maple Leafs 2 v. Sabres 3: PK Perfection

Final Score 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 2 2 Buffalo Sabres 2 1 0 3 Join the Game Thread The Toronto Maple Leafs picked up more useless moral victories in Buffalo tonight. They fired almost 80 shots at Ryan Miller (12 blocked, 17 missed the net)

Maple Leafs 0 v. Sabres 3: Third Period Thread of Despair

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Buffalo Sabres 2 1 3 Join the Game Thread Hey, wanna know something depressing? The Leafs have the third worst penalty kill in hockey history so far. Aim for the top boys!

Liars Prosper

I like seeing when coaches progress up the ranks. When they go from a small school to a big school to the pros it's like following a player's career. However, when those college coaches think that they are hot shit I love nothing more than seeing

Maple Leafs fall to Philadelphia Flyers 6-2

This is going to be one of those magical FTB Recaps! Click on the pictures for a full gallery from last night's game. The Toronto Maple Leafs were overrun in every aspect of the game by the Philadelphia Flyers. Jonas Gustavsson did yeoman's work in net

Thanks Mr. Gustavsson!

Hey, look, links! Add any I missed into the comments. Down Goes Brown: The other Toronto Maple Leaf training camp letters Dear God DGB does it again. The Cliff Fletcher letter is so damn angry I love it. And I can't even begin to describe the last letter.

Maple Leafs 3 v. Panthers 2: Last Night's Only Hockey Game

Click on the picture for a full gallery In the only game that happened last night the Toronto Maple Leafs harnessed the power of LEAFSMAN to over come their 21st 2-0 deficit of the year (out of 43 games!!!). Jonas Gustavsson led the Leafs back after Bryan McCabe scored not

Etats-Unis 6 Big Stinking Losers 5 (OT)

CONGRATULATIONS USA ON YOUR 2ND GOLD MEDAL Chemmy edit: PPP Edit: NNN or bust Chemmy Congratulations to...(checks USA roster)...Jack Campbell for coming into a tight game after...(checks USA roster)...Mike Lee put forth an almost Toskala-like performance. That guy that scored...(checks USA roster)...John Carlson fired

Tuukka Rask Will Make Me Weep For Years

GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO 2009 - Tuukka Rask 16 942 10 3 29 1.85 448 419 .935 2 You thought that things were gloomy before? You know how Ryan Miller is all that kills the Maple Leafs in a greasy package? GP

Help Wanted

After an excellent run, the incomparable Blurr has had to hang up his Google Reader. However, where one might weep for the loss of our California Correspondent (I know I do) the rest of you should see an opportunity. That's right, PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries is on the

Perspective

Maple Leafs vs Oilers coverage Broadcast: Sportsnet Ontario (sorry) and AM640 Puck Drop: 9:30PM EST SBN Site: The Copper & Blue Thank God for the Eastern Conference. If the Leafs' played in the West we'd be in the midst of committing seppuku or doing something truly

I don't remember last night

How we felt after the game last night; Last night's game surely was rough. PPP's devil-seer skills certainly didn't make things any better. But that is behind us. Tonight the Maple Leafs take on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Vesa Toskala is in net. Oh. Victor

Maple Leafs v. Canadiens: Alternating Wins FTW!

Next Game Montreal Canadiens @ Toronto Maple Leafs Saturday, Dec 26, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > Being the great brother that I am, I gave my sister a ticket to tonight's Toronto/Montreal game. Being my # 1 fan I gave myself the other

Merry Christmas!

Snoopy v. The Red Baron is my favourite Christmas song and it never gets played as often as it should be. I blame the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and Josh Groban. I hope everyone's enjoying their time with friends, family, and delicious food and taking a break from the crushing

Airing of Grievances - Jonas Gustavsson's Heart

Listen up you little jerk. Stop trying to derail our number one goalie's career. First, the Leafs actually get the most sought after player outside of the NHL. Then, we find out that Fabian Brunnstrom is looking like a bust. And Gustavsson follows that up with some great

Airing of Grievances - Matt Stajan

Matty - is it okay if I call you that? - you're quite the discussion topic in the Barilkosphere. We're not quite sure what we've got in you. Are you putting up more points because of smoke (Antropov) and mirrors (Kessel)? Or are you

Airing of Grievances - Francois Beauchemin

Why don't we see more of this? I'm going to ignore your +/- rating because it's a flawed stat and you rang up most of your current deficit during Vesa Toskala and Joey MacDonald's race to the bottom at the beginning of

Happy Festivus - Leafs Edition

It is that time of year again Frank Costanza: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"Frank Costanza: "The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got

Maple Leafs 2 v. Sabres 3 (OT): Peewee Mistakes Are Costly

Despite receiving yet another solid goaltending performance from Not Toskalol the Toronto Maple Leafs found a way to cough up a 2-1 lead on just two mistakes in the third period and overtime. It's a shame that the Leafs had two brain cramps that led to goals so

Maple Leafs 2 at Sabres 5: Managing Expectations

As some of you might know, I made the trek down to the Queen City as part of a friend's birthday celebration to catch The Heroes take on the Buffalo Sabres. I tried my best to talk myself into believing that the Leafs had a chance to win

Maple Leafs @ Sabres: LOOK OUT HERE I COME!

Thaaaat's what she said. Now that that is out of the way, I will be hitting the road within an hour for an epic sports and gambling weekend that will likely see me cripplingly ill for the second Christmas in a row. The good news is two-fold of

Maple Leafs 3 v. Coyotes 6: Not Good Enough To Coast

Chemmy Thought of the Night: The Leafs traded a 1st, 2nd and 4th for Toskala on June 22 2007. On Nov 17 2007 Bryzgalov was claimed off waivers by Phoenix. Since 2007 Toskala's save percentage has never been above .904, Bryzgalov's has never been below .906.

Maple Leafs 2 v. Coyotes 5: Please Let This End

Yeah, so there have been two terrible calls by the referees leading to two goals and arguably one that they made a complete assumption on. Not a single angle showed that the puck was in so unless the ref was lying on the ice he guessed at it. Of course,
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