Heather Lynn

1:00 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total Washington Capitals 1 0 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Join the Game Thread Is this real life? Discuss. Third period thread.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Washington Capitals 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread ALEXANDER OVECHKIN KILLED MY PARENTS AND BURNED DOWN MY VILLAGE, OK? Second period thread. As you were.

My fellow Leafs Nation, These times are trying. The mess this administration inherited cannot be fixed overnight. Though, rest assured we are working to correct the issues which are numerous and taxing. I alone cannot repair this glorious nation. It rests on my collegues and most importantly, the faith and

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 3 0 3 Carolina Hurricanes 0 2 2 Join the Game Thread ...Or here's McLovin, the Irish R&B singer.Third period thread. Huh. About that.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 3 3 Carolina Hurricanes 0 0 Join the Game Thread Can this score me real? Oh but it is. GO LEAFS GO.

Gangstasssssssss, wassup? Ahhh chicka chicka yeah we're gonna play some Hurricanes and we're gonna roll up on them be like BREAK YOURSELF FOOL..and then we're gonna get drunk and rock out! Yo this is the first period game thread. Do those SPG picks.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Calgary Flames 3 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread Yeah so about my proclamation of SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. That scoreboard wasn't looking very pretty the first two minutes in. It's going to be an interesting game.

Licking the wounds from last night's game, the Leafs take on the Flames tonight. Lest we forget, the team is composed of more than just Phil Kessel. But at the moment, it seems like that's all we have. Fear not, we've the got moxie

Air your grievances here.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Chicago Blackhawks 2 1 3 Join the Game Thread "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would

2:18 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Chicago Blackhawks 2 2 Join the Game Thread This is just screwby. I don't even...What is my life? I can't handle this. Let's not dwell on the incident.

The Vesa is in net. Let's all freak out. To illustrate said freaking out here are some youtube videos. But if you are going to talk pop culture and freak outs, this is the stuff dreams are made of. NSFW language, naturally. But as always I will continue

1 2 3 Total Minnesota Wild 1 3 4 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 0 1 Join the Game Thread That says it all. Oh and the scoreboard. This is your third period thread. Chin up, buttercup.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Minnesota Wild 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread THEY LOVE US. THEY REALLY LOVE US.This is your second period thread.

The Maple Leafs like to love us and leave us. Right now, they are the loving kind. Tonight they take on the Wild hoping to keep our affections. Regardless of the outcome we still love the blue and white. But don't let ambitions get low. Because at the

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Detroit Red Wings 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 2 2 Join the Game Thread This is how I feel right now: DON'T STOP, BELIEVING. HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING.... This is your second period thread.

Once again we are left with buzzy, delirious feelings, drunk on victory. We're sugared up like a bunch of kids at a sleepover. Well I brought some Mario Party and a bunch of Mountain Dew. So let's have some fun. Tonight the Maple Leafs take on

CRYING HURRICANES FAN

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 2 2 Carolina Hurricanes 2 0 2 Join the Game Thread Hey look! We tied this up. WOOOOOOO. GO LEAFS GO. GO LEAFS GOOOOOO.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Carolina Hurricanes 2 2 Join the Game Thread Well huh...this scoreboard I am not liking. But we still have two more periods. GO LEAFS GO.This is your second period thread.

The Leafs take on the Canes tonight. This in theory is an even  match up since both teams are doing terrible. So it's a battle of mediocrity! Who will emerge victorious? Do those SPG picks. I'm keeping this short. Keep the comments funny and relevant or

Tonight the Maple Leafs take on the Lightning. It will be the debut of Phil Kessel in the blue and white. It hasn't been fun waiting on him. It's kinda like getting a bike for your birthday, except it's not assembled. It's

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Dallas Stars 0 0 Join the Game Thread Second period. Keep it cute or put it on mute.

This video says it all. I got nothing. Do those SPG picks. This is your first period thread. Please be mindful of community rules, they exist for a reason.

Commence victory celebration. Hagman, you're aces in my book.