Heather Lynn

Can we all just hug? And not argue about tanking? Please? Do it for me. Post game reaction thread. I love you all.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Ottawa Senators 0 2 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 2 Join the Game Thread Can we please not be tied? Can a Sens blood get punched out please? My requests are small I think. Period three darlings.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Ottawa Senators 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread Leafs are winning! Do we want the Leafs to be winning? What is the plan, can someone please tell me? Man, I'd love some crazy bread right now...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were

1:52 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 0 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 0 1 Join the Game Thread Sabres, in the words of Juno MacGuff, WHOA DREAM BIG. This is your third period thread. Sorry I have been a terrible Princess. It won&

0:39 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread GUYS DID YOU KNOW THE LEAFS HAVE AN OFFSPRING OF SOMEONE WHO WAS IN SLAPSHOT? I have no idea if you got that memo. But at this

The dork in me ponders things a lot. Today I was thinking, what color lightsaber would I weild? But then I was like, hmmmm would I instead use a blaster ala Han Solo? So many decisions. I think the girl in me might want a pink saber, which don'

0:35 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 3 3 New Jersey Devils 0 0 Join the Game Thread I feel joy and elation. What is going on?! This is your second period thread. GO LEAFS GO. Thanks Kerry!

Alright lovelies, y'all ready for the Devils? Or Debbies as the Puck Huffers call them. And you know a game thread isn't complete unless I bring up food. I love Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. You know what makes them even better? Chilling them in the freezer,

I feel like going on a Christian Bale rant right now. I really do. See that pic? That happened WAYYYYYY too many times. GUH. Post game reaction. Hugs not drugs kids.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Montreal Canadiens 2 2 4 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread I am gonna start pistol whipping unless the Leafs get a goal. Perhaps I am operating on "the beatings will continue until morale improves." This is your third

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Montreal Canadiens 2 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Well what a wonderful first period. How did your SPG picks go? Cherry's outfit is awfully subdued. Is he feeling alright? This is your second period thread.

With the addition of Christian Hanson there have been many "puttin' on the foil" jokes. I think the Leafs should instead be "puttin' on the staches." The Wendel staches. I am willing to forgive last night's game if a Habs blood gets

I don't have words. Do you have words?  I am resisting a massive Luke Schenn pic spam for fear PPP will rough me up. And not even in the fun way. Post game reaction time. Jeff Carter with his first career hattie. This sums up my feelings regarding

1:01 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 2 2 Philadelphia Flyers 5 1 6 Join the Game Thread MY GOD HE IS RELENTLESS. Luke Schenn is starting the comeback. This has to be done; Period three...Let's do ittttttt.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Philadelphia Flyers 5 5 Join the Game Thread In the words of Jeremy Clarkson; THIS HAS NOT GONE WELL. Seriously, I might die. I advise everyone drinking to stop. We don't have enough body bags. Period two. Woooo.

Hello darlings. Isn't this all a bit familar, Flyers again. Now what kind of cheap trick am I going to do for this thread? I got nothing....oh wait I think I got it. HECK YES THE FLYING V. Fact: people sometimes hate me at hockey because I

Would it be impolite of me to proclaim, "suck it Flyers"? Probably yes. Hey we won! Post game reaction. Have it. No bugs.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Philadelphia Flyers 0 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 3 Join the Game Thread Man oh man. What a game this is. I would saw more but I don't want to jinx anything. Luke Schenn is on a rampage. Allow me to test out

Wellll that was an exciting first period. You all were amazing at suggesting songs that related to flying. Kudos to you. We critiqued the Flyers orange. And because I can I decided no more creppy bug pics. Hey it's a Flyer! True story, that's in Spokane.

You know, nothing bugs me more than when I want to go find a YouTube video for you lovelies, and then I go to click the embed code and then I see it will not allow me to share. It's like music companies don't want their

AHHHH! Pogs! I used to have about an eight inch tube full of Pogs. My treasured Pog was the one with the Red Power Ranger (who would later go own to have a career in gay porn) that I got in a Happy Meal at McDonalds. I remember getting mad

Your mom is a classy lady! Luke Schenn would never use bad words. Ever. Well that was something else. This is your post game reaction thread.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Buffalo Sabres 2 2 4 Join the Game Thread What a third period. Kaleta has a death wish I am pretttttty sure. Anyways, this is for Schenners; This is your third period thread.

0:23 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Buffalo Sabres 2 2 Join the Game Thread It's the Leafs I remember...A shame, I was like the new Leafs. Anyways, how about those SPGs? This is your second period thread.