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Editor's Note: If you are a regular reader of this site you will likely have noticed that our Britishness has fallen by approximately 47.6%. Unfortunately, it's going to stay at precariously low levels for the foreseeable future. Mattblack had to scale back his role after

This needed to be shared with the world: These are your links, cover me: * Here are things you need; notes on the prospect at Leafs camp. Whose been eating their Wheaties and whose been pounding the Crossainwiches. * The General with hilarious commentary of what happens when the Maple Leafs go

I hope you all had a lovely weekend. Before we get down to the links, here is someone we can add to the gallery of "Famous People In Leafs Apparel" along with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Robert Smith. It's Dennis freaking Leary! Now, Based on my

You know, I was going to see just how many references I could cram into this FTB. Instead, this is how I am going to play it. I am going to post this one picture. And turn you all loose and let the magic happen. Here are your Sunday FTB

How this Reign of Princess Wrap treating you? Wonderful I hope. So because I am a deeply superficial person I happened up this YouTube video. Allegedly, the Ten Hottest Goalies of 2009, skill not accounted for. Now I am all about these kinds of things but uhhhh this list is

Ok, real talk time. Y'all are an amazing group, you know that right? You make this community something amazing and unique and I love you all for it. We have our memes and macros and inside jokes. The internet is a wonderful place and this Leafer Nation is

Seriously, go to NHL.com right now before it gets fixed. It directs you to the Leafs homepage. Edit: here is Chemmy's screengrab. I have one too.

We've had a busy week with all the moves Papa Burke has made. I hear he's out fishing, and really the dude deserves a break. Provided "fishing trip" isn't code for "seeing an Argentinian woman of the night". Really he

...WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE KOMIKAZI!!!1, HAPPY TRAILS, MONSTER, XLB, TRUCULENCE WITH REAL ORR! SOUND THE ALARM BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC. HOCKEY, YOU'LL BE GOOD AT HOCKEY....THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S LEAFS...THESE ARE YOUR LEAFS..BABIES, YOU'

I saved the day. I think. We are still ironing out the tickets for Montreal. But I got an email from Amanda who is orgnazing all this madness; Ok... could you please have people RSVP? (The Habs are looking at our numbers tomorrow to decide how much to support the

PITTSBURGH @ DETRIOT 8 PM EST NBC CBC RDS. All paths to Lord Stanley end here. It's been a battle to get to game seven of the final. Even though we knew the Leafs were so far from touching the playoffs, there is a feeling of...something, because the

Alright so the NHL finally released the information for the draft tickets; MONTREAL -- The Montreal Canadiens and the National Hockey League are pleased to provide at no charge a very limited amount of tickets for the 2009 NHL Entry Draft to the general public. The first round of the

DETROIT @ PITTSBURGH 8 PM EST NBC CBC RDS. What have you got against Terry Benedict? What do you have against him? He torpedoed my casino, muscled me out to make room for some gauuuudy monstrosity... If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW.

PITTSBURGH @ DETROIT 8 PM EST NBC CBC RDS. The Penguins battled back to win two games at home to tie the series again the Red Wings. Now, it's a two out of three situation for Lord Stanley. The Pens have chance to capitalize on momentum coming off two

DETROIT @ PITTSBURGH 8 PM EST VERSUS CBC RDS. Tonight is Game 4. The Penguins won with Game Three with Maxime Talbot showing his superstar status. Evgeni Malkin is racking up the points and the Pens proved they still have the fight left to potentially even up the series tonight. Pavel

DETROIT @ PITTSBURGH 8 PM EST VERSUS CBC RDS. I am overwhelmed by the shiny newness of the editing pane on SBN. I have no idea what I am doing besides typing out the game thread. The series stands at 2-0 Red Wings but the Penguins have proved they reallllly like

PITTSBURGH @ DETROIT 8 PM EST NBC CBC RDS. It's a back to back game sitch and it seems like everyone is in a tizzy over it. Except perhaps people who follow other hockey leagues and know this is common. Their typical response is "man up, moose"

PITTSBURGH @ DETROIT 8 PM EST CBC NBC RDS. Some time I think I should be a gambling woman. A year ago, even before the playoffs in January I said it was going to be a Wings/Pens Cup Final because that's just how the universe likes to work

CHICAGO @ DETROIT 7:30 EST VERSUS CBC RDS. This is the last gasp of air for the Blackhawks. Well they could potentially live through this and beat the Red Wings. So perhaps the last gasp of air bit is too dramatic. So which song are you most tired of? Chelsea

PITTSBURGH @ CAROLINA 7:30 EST PM VERSUS RDS CBC. You know I had this entire post typed out and my browser crashed and ate it? Can you fathom how furious I am at this moment? I am going to try and reassemble the post from what I remember typing. This

Early Sunday game always throw me off. This is your thread. Blah blah blah. I will make this suck less in a second. DETROIT @ CHICAGO 3 PM EST CBC NBC RDS. So the Blackhawks managed to get a win and hold off the Red Wings. The series is at 2-1

PITTSBURGH @ CAROLINA 7:30 EST VERSUS CBC RDS. Anyone home? We have the Penguins at the Hurricanes tonight. The Pens are up 2-0 in the series with the last game being The Evgeni Malkin Show. Also, last game? Yeah it wasn't a good night to be a goalie.

DETROIT @ CHICAGO 8 PM EST VERSUS CBC RDS. The Wings are up 2-0 in this series. Chicago is looking to take some games at home and even up this series. Patrick Kane's face was last seen on milk cartons since he's been a bit absent this

CAROLINA @ PITTSBURGH 7:30 EST VERSUS TSN RDS.I have to wonder that the other two Staals do during playoffs. Do they just say, "Eff it. Let's go Hawks"? Or are they too busy on a golf course to care about such post season tomfoolery? Are

CHICAGO @ DETROIT 7:30 EST VERSUS TSN RDS. So I decided I'd watch all of season one of Buffy the Vampire Slayer today. And I am thinking that Buffy and the Gang are like the Blackhawks. And the Red Wings are like The Master. See, the Hawks are