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Intermission 1 2 3 Total Montreal Canadiens 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread We've got a tie game and a slew of fights. This is the future of the blue and white. And it's sexy. Tell me what's good

It it always darkest before it is light, and the time is upon us. It's the return of the hockey season. Gone is the despair and pining for a game to watch. A hope fills us and excitement buzzes in the air as we face the new and

The Leafs lose. And you know, it's so hard to say good bye. Which newbie are you going to miss the most? Who do you figure has the best shot to become a regular on the roster. This is your post game reaction thread. Leave your comments and

This relates to nothing. I am sorry darlings, you're still suffering through my reign of terror. What a terrible Sunday that was. No True Blood and Mad Men was lacking in the Joan Holloway department. But today there is a Golden Girls marathon on Hallmark. What do we

Lazy Sunday link action. There's a bit of swearing, just so you know. * WAKE UP! Brian Burke did something! Trading of picks went down. * MLHS puts their thang down flips it and reverses it; looking at Phil Kessel to the Leafs? * Oh look, an article about Jonas Gustavsson

Oh hi...I thought I'd make you an FTB and then go back to these delicious pastries. Oh alright, I will share. * In the "WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" department, the United States just made traveling for the Canadian teams of the NHL a massive headache.

So everyone is on vacation and cut out of town early. I however, have a kingdom to attend to. See above. I'm playing Yahtzee in my day room. That's what hundreds year old vampire queens do. So while I am in charge, expect delicious anarchy. Here

This is what happens when someone fulfills my request. Thank you, steve_w. So I was gone for a while. In my absence, the Burkies piled up. Three weeks worth. Yes, that was tons of reading. After the jump your witticisms. No context or setup. Enjoy. PS. Remember its an

I spit mad lyrics: Burkie Burkie Burkie/Can't you see?/Sometimes your words just hypnotize me/And I just love your truculent ways/I guess its why they're broke and you're still paid I'm still working on it. Links, yes? I have

While your princess was in another castle, an election was called for. Such dirty tactics to oust royalty...I return from Oregon having feasted upon a maple bar with bacon, taken in a midnight viewing of Inglourious Basterds, furiously shoved delicious cupcakes in my face from a fancy bakery with

Presenting your Brian Burke Awards for Verbal Excellence from the past week. The Burkies celebrate witty and insightful comments from the community. Use that rec button to mark extraordinary comments. Always remember its an honor to be nominated. After the jump, the gems. I could pretend to read fake witty

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary. Your links. Short and sweet, buttercup; * Please welcome to the Barlikosphere TML Nation. And now for some thoughts on The Vesa. * Jared of London with Stempnisquatch.

Such a busy week. Twitter crashed and Facebook went down as well. Uncle Bill got the journalists sprung free. And Obama shared cupcakes with the press. John Hughes died. Oh. AND IT WAS SHARK WEEK. As for hockey? Still not a whole lot on the hockey front. Let's

Presenting your Brian Burke Awards for Verbal Excellence from the esteemed comments. Always remember it's just an honor to be nominated. How do comments make the Burkie cut? You use that rec button to mark funny and insightful comments. Let's punch it. In a somewhat chronological

Some chill music for your day. Old school Gwen Stefani and company; And onto the links; * The General looks at two superstar Leafs. Clearly, these boys run the show. * The Boston College Maple Leafs? * How things are different for Tomas Kaberle vs Mats Sundin. * The Phoenix Coyotes got bills, bills,

Phoning it in. Here are the links: * Will OLAS be the one to captain the Leafs? * Things we love here on PPP: Dany Heatley jokes! * So the 'Hawks aren't happy with the Marian Hossa contract... * The Kurtenblog boys chat about Jim Balsillie and the Coyotes. * Puck Daddy

The Schennies has since been renamed The Brian Burke Award for Verbal Excellence. Because as much as we all love and adore Luke Schenn the naming isn't quite right. if anything a Schennie should be presented to someone for having really good hair or getting into some wonderful

I planned on monologing about the lack of news happening. But I don't think that is necessary. Instead, I'll let Andrew WK do the weather. He did better than Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang; Onto your sparse links; * MLHS looks at the He Who Must Not

Your Princess nearly forgot she had to make an FTB. She hopes all can be forgiven. Well there isn't a whole lot of hockey news at the moment. At least there is Comic Con.  Look up the trailer for Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Tons of stylish blood splatters

Introducing The Schennies (name coined by Archimedies), the Monday round up of the witty and insightful comments here on PPP. Recommended fanposts and fanshots have their home and this is where you can find recommended comments. Use that rec button to highlight the best and make my job easier. Always

These are your Sunday morning FTBs. Blurr is due back Monday and I will have your best of from the comments. I'm linking this video because this movie seems to be following me. There was this here. And I missed it on cable this morning. And my secretly

A Princess' job is never done. I always have to be in peril and wait around on some dude with a sword to come pry open a door. Like Lindsay Lohan and her current relationship with locksmiths. But in between brushing my hair, and having woodland creatures help me

This is your Friday FTB and it's gonna get a bit geeky up in here. Here is the Entertainment Weekly cover with Iron Man. Is Tony Starks a UFA and would he play forward for the Maple Leafs? Who would you put on your comic book team? You

I like that the Leafs are all truculent now. Not just because the word makes me think of truffles and om nom nom deliciousness. But they the Leafs are tougher and meaner and I keep hoping they will do something like this because I want to see the Senators bench

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