Colin Odneal

That's right; a shrimp taco. Not just any shrimp taco, a Taco Bell shrimp taco. I don't know when it began, but apparently in America you can now buy of of these at your local Taco Bell.  Who in the Taco Bell hierarchy thought this was

If you don't have a Twitter account, I have two things to tell you: 1) Get a Twitter account. All the cool kids are doing it, and it's great for breaking news. 2) You missed out on dead raccoon movie quotes yesterday; the #1 trending topic

Know it sounds funny, But you just can't stand the pain MattBlack you're leaving us tomorrow Seems to me MattBlack, I know you've done all you can I see you begged, stole, And you borrowed Ooh, that's why you're easy

No words, just links. Tomas Kaberle happy with deadline outcome. Yeah I bet you are jerkstore [Globe and Mail] I don't care if you want to emulate Tyler Kennedy; do not lick your hockey stick [The Hockey News] Burke on why he goes Luca Caputi over picks for

The picture says it all. You know what happened yesterday. In case you forgot take the jump to a plethora of links. Starting off, the Battle of Cali has a quick rundown of all the trades made yesterday [Battle of Cali] Another quick trade wrap up [Suite 101] A look

So last night saw Alexei Ponikarovsky shipped off to Pittsburgh for prospect Luca Caputi (sweet name) and defenseman Martin Skoula (salary dump). First it was Pittsburgh, then it wasn't, then it was LA, but maybe someone else, then Pittsburgh again, repeat ad naseum. I can only imagine the

Have we traded anybody yet? Like during the game? Whatever.

Remember the last game on an international stage between the USA and Canada? How did that one end?

Pronger with the Wrong-er to make it 2-0.

Using the picture above as an example, and with conceptual help from PPP member Fergus30, I thought I'd use this morning's FTB to bring you some gold medal moments from these Winter Games. (Click the caption for the picture. This isn't one of them.

You all know what happened last night, and are all aware of what is going to happen to night. The most desired matchup of these Olympics comes to fruition as Team Russia goes up against Team Canada. Win and you move on to the semis; lose and you'll

So unless you haven't been following the Olympic hockey tournament, you know that Canada fell to the US by a score of 5-3 last night. This was largely in part due to Ryan Miller giving a better performance for Team USA than Martin Brodeur did for Team Canada.

I don't KNOW what it is about Switzerland, but somehow they have Team Canada's number when it comes to International hockey.  Even though the game ended with a shootout win for Canada, that was not a win you'll be seeing celebrated today, and one

So the Olympics finally started for real last night with the beginning of the men's hockey tournament, and boy did it start off well for Teams USA and Canada.  The USA was competent in their 3-1 win over Switzerland, but looking shaky at times and made rudimentary errors.

For those of you who may be living under a rock in your parent's basement; tonight marks the beginning of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics games.  For the next two weeks nearly 3,000 athletes from over 80 countries will compete in over a dozen disciplines for national pride

As I sat in the middle of collecting the links for today's FTB, my phone rang. On the other end was newly nuptialed Overlord Chemmy, back from his honeymoon in Cancun, asking me to let him and Mrs. Overlord into the apartment building for he was drunk and

Final - 2.8.2010 1 2 3 Total San Jose Sharks 0 2 1 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 0 2 Complete Coverage > I gotta say that despite the outcome, this was a great game played by the Leafs. It took two deflections and a wacky bounce

After coming out flat to start the second and falling behind 2-1, the Leafs regained their first period speed, hustle, and intensity with Philthy Phil Kessel potting a powerplay goal from Ponikarovsky to bring the Leafs to par.  That's alliteration holmes. This IS is your 3rd period thread.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total San Jose Sharks 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread It looks like the Leafs have been training with Mickey for a rematch with Apollo Creed and been chasing chickens for the last two days. It's all about speed;

I'm assuming that most of you reading this have played an action adventure video game at some point in your life. The game starts you off with next to nothing in terms of inventory and skill, and you have to level yourself up throughout the course of the

Editor's Note: Before any Atlanta Thrashers fans lose their shit please take a look at SkinnyFish's inspiration. It makes this about 100 times funnier and keeps you from looking like an idiot when you freak out. Plinkett reviews from redlettermedia.com Don Waddell's management

Hats off to the New Orleans Saints for winning Superbowl 44 and saving us from hearing more asinine comparisons of Peyton Manning to Tom Brady and other legendary quarterbacks. Although this probably will prevent Manning from appearing on SNL again; which was hilarious. Last night's biggest winner however

In Game 1, the Leafs came off the ropes Rumble in the Jungle style to force the extra period but couldn't squeak out a decision victory. I blame the judges for this. In the remath, it was a textbook Mike Tyson first round knockout for the Leafs as

So I wanted to write some neat little blurb here about the Kovalchuk trade, but then that little blurb ballooned into what is now over 700 words of a FanPost that I'll post later today/tonight.  So be on the lookout for it. If you want some information

Brian Burke needed last night's performance to keep the media from calling him a moron for trading away so many players, and boy did his new hires have their bosses back. Three new Leafs; three stars of the games. Dion Phaneuf smashed and punched people; Jean-Sebastien Giguere stopped