Colin Odneal

Date: March, 2010 Good evening. A few minutes ago, the NHL Ambassadors to every club in the league told the leaders of those clubs what I am about to tell you. It's complicated and it's going to take a little time, so I hope you'

So I was working on something to write here and it snowballed into a full fledged post that I'll put up in a little bit. Enjoy the links in the mean time. BoC Quest for the Cup: Chapter 3 More comic genius from the Battle of California Habs

The Blackhawks have done their job and eliminated a Canadian team from the playoffs; now the job of doing the same falls to the Penguins. Enough of the "root Canadian" crap; if a Canadian team isn't wearing a Maple Leaf on the front (red or blue)

If you don't have a Twitter account, then you're a parasitic troglodyte and you really need one. It also means that you missed out on the NHLSexActs hashtag from yesterday. It started with Archi asking what you call it when a smoking hot girl has two

Friends, I here to give you a friendly reminder. This Sunday is Mother's Day and you've forgotten all about it. You haven't gotten your mom anything. No bouquet of flowers, no box of chocolates, no fancy dinner plans, nothing. You've really slacked

Something monumental happened in my apartment two days ago. No, it wasn't the fact that I did laundry for the first time in over three weeks (that was Sunday). No, we finally turned on the AC for the first time all year. That makes May 3rd a very

No words (because I forgot it was my turn and went to bed early); just links. Basketball sucks; Hockey rules Nothing new here. Quest for the Cup Part 2: The Meddling Octopus BoC with the next installment Brian Burke = Genius Well duh. The Leafs make another list showcasing how bad

And thus, we a 6-1 playoff lesson handed to them by the Detroit Red Wings, the Phoenix Coyotes' season is over. Considering all they've gone through this year from be on the auction block; to rumors of Hamilton; to being taken over by the NHL; this is

It's Monday morning so I ain't gonna talk ya head off or nothing. Instead I'm going to just give you them links. Brad Richards of the Stars undergoes surgery for torn labrum If a (contract extension) cannot be reached, a Brad Richards trade might

Last night I was doing what the rest of you were, or at least should have been doing and was watching the Triple-OT Penguins v. Senators Game 5. It goes without saying that playoff overtime rules, though it didn't end how I would have like it to. Anywho,

Perhaps you missed the big news yesterday. Ya know the news about how Brian Burke snatched up the gravy known of Jussi Rynnäs from the clutches of the rest of the NHL. For the second year in a row the most sought after European goalie prospect has come home to

For some reason, my recollection of yesterday is hazy at best. I really have a hard time remembering what I did. And to make matters worse, someone took my notes for the FTB and used them for rolling paper. Total bummer. So instead of some long diatribe, I'll

So in case you were in a coma yesterday then you know how awesome Monday April 19th was. There was just so much win in almost everything that happened. However, through all the awesome one happening shone brighter than the others; one thing was truly epic. No I don'

Yeah yeah, the contest ended a week and a half a go. I'm like to procrastinate. The winner chosen at random will be announced later today so stay tuned for that and for an epic beatdown at the hands of PPP. You will love it. Without further adieu,

Thursday at four in the morning, I woke up in the great city of Prague in the glorious nation of the Czech Republic. Three planes, three buses, two trains, a taxi cab, one volcano spewing volcanic ash into the atmosphere, and 21 hours later I found myself back home in

So today at 5:30pm EST, I'll be boarding a plane bound for the motherland of absinthe and hockey mullets; the Czech Republic. While there I hope to find Tomas Kaberle's lost hockey skills, and the bottom of dozens upon dozens of pint glasses. Hopefully I

Will all due respect to Bloge Salming and general borschevsky, this is the best spoof of the Stanley Cup Playoff commercials yet: History Will Be Made - Gordon Bombay (via amorebettersn) Now some of you may not know it, but this winter I coached a squirt hockey team from New

If you didn't see the fantastic ending last night, then you really missed out on something special. No, I'm not talking about the Leafs game; I'm talking about Wrestlemania XXVI and the epic rematch between the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker.

No words, just links Dion Phaneuf hits a lot. Jason Blake gets hit a lot. Mikhail Grabovski plays in a non-checking league. Looking at hitting stats at [Behind the Net] Former Leaf and Marlie, Tim Stapleton, has been recalled to the big club in Atlanta. I link this because Chemmy

So Wednesday at work I got asked to go kayaking down this little stream/river by our work that leads to the Long Island Sound. Hell yeah I said! Kayaking is sweet. So yesterday I put on a wetsuit, climbed into a kayak, set off down the river......and soon

Last night's loss to the Florida Panthers can only be described as a God damn catastrophe for the upcoming 2010 Stanley Cup Champions. Grrrrrrrrrrr. David Booth, he sucks and I want to rip his head off, scored two goals and some shitty backup goalie named Scott Clemmensen nearly

Rather than dive into an overly drawn out diatribe about this past weekend in Toronto, I thought I'd take you all on a chronological tour of my inner monologue throughout the trip. Enjoy. Why am I up so early?  Scranton, PA smells like ass.  Did you go to

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that most of you reading this are suffering from hangovers. That's why I'm not going to give you much to read today, just some links to click on. Phil Kessel is awesome [BoO] Looking

I had hoped the Orr-Carkner V would go down last night so I could have posted the fight video here, but alas, no fisticuffs last night. I guess I'll just have to drown the sorrow I have from not seeing a fight with some green beer and Irish

Why seven? Because 10 is too much for me to think of at 11 o'clock at night, and 5 would make it seem like I were lazy. 1) Nikolai Kulemin is no longer a 3rd line plugger; he's a legitimate 2nd line scoring threat. In the