Colin Odneal

Now often times around here you'll here Pension Plan Puppets referred to by its full legal name PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch LLC. Now it's obvious what our Heavy Industries branch is, but the Kitten Ranch part of the business has been clouded in

Dear Dan, I am so sorry for you. When I heard the news that your rights had been traded to Montreal for those of Little Tits, I was breathless and in a state of shock, unable to comprehend the news I had just heard. Through Twitter and the Predators website,

Woke up, played some video games. Saw the US get eliminated. Did a ton of laundry. Watched the draft. Drank some Jäger. Met a 400lb man named Nigel and his friend Jesus. Saw the A-Team. Almost got into a fight at the theater. Told some guy that he was a

One of the reasons why I was ok with the trade for Phil Kessel (giving up two 1st round picks and a 2nd) at the time it was made was that all the professionals were saying that this year would be a weak draft. Outside of the big two of

Loser Domi found this amazing video and featured it in her Friday YouTube Yoinkage, and I can't get it out of my head. So I bring to you, The Dion Phaneuf Song! The Dion Phaneuf Song (via 11leverhume) Seriously the best Dion Phaneuf related video on YouTube, no

From Beauchemin to Stalberg, we're taking a look at and grading (please read the criteria below) the 2009-10 season for every player who laced 'em up for the Maple Leafs for a significant number of games during the campaign, with an eye towards 2010-11. That means only

From Beauchemin to Stalberg, we're taking a look at and grading (please read the criteria below) the 2009-10 season for every player who laced 'em up for the Maple Leafs for a significant number of games during the campaign, with an eye towards 2010-11. That means only

As a reminder, if you aren't putting up a fanshot to discuss a link you should be dropping it in here. This is the home of the random hockey talk that in no way relates to any of the other posts. Thanks. FYI I love acronyms. lol Over

From Beauchemin to Stalberg, we're taking a look at and grading (please read the criteria below) the 2009-10 season for every player who laced 'em up for the Maple Leafs for a significant number of games during the campaign, with an eye towards 2010-11. That means only

My dad is always telling me to save my money. If I were to listen to him, I'd have a lot more of it in my bank account. You see I like to do things. Extraordinary and sometimes crazy things. I love travel and I love doing something

Hump Day calls for not a lot of talk and not a lot of links.  I can haz weekend now?? Captain CAAAAVEMANNNNNNNNNNN!!!1 Jared is a big fan of Dion Phaneuf and 1960s Hanna-Barbera While symbolic, the role of captain is still important Burke will make or break himself on

From Beauchemin to Stalberg, we're taking a look at and grading (please read the criteria below) the 2009-10 season for every player who laced 'em up for the Maple Leafs for a significant number of games during the campaign, with an eye towards 2010-11. That means only

I just got back from my men's league game, a 5-3 win that saw over 40 minutes of penalties handed out between the two teams. I'm proud to say that I received two of those for tripping a guy, then tripping the same guy, and then

Tonight, after work is over and the boozing has begun, Chemmy and myself will venturing to the local cinema to take in the  modern masterpiece that is the new A-Team movie. And that got me thinking; if the Leafs had an A-Team, who would be its members? Obviously, Brian Burke

With the possibility of seeing the Stanley Cup presented tonight, I thought I tell you all the story of how I met one of its Keepers. You've all seen him before. Beautiful golden hair. Snow white gloves. HHOF emblazoned sport jacket. His name is Phil Pritchard, and he

From Beauchemin to Stalberg, we're taking a look at and grading (please read the criteria below before voting) the 2009-10 season for every player who laced 'em up for the Maple Leafs for a significant number of games during the campaign, with an eye towards 2010-11. That

Last night may have been the greatest night of lazy television watching that I've yet to experience. It was just epic on so many levels, ending on the highest note possible: seeing a naked midget wrestler attempt to climb to the top of a stripper pole. But to

With the discussion yesterday about the Leafs not signing 2008 Draft pick Joel Champagne, a question was asked about the number of the players who have re-entered the draft and been drafted again.  Well I like a challenge, so with the help of PPP user and hot chick extraordinaire Fergus30,

Blah, blah, blah. Talk about Pronger stealing the "game puck". Blah, blah, blah. A new Tomas Kaberle trade rumor emerges. Blah, blah, blah. Brian Burke talks to the media and remains vague as usual. Boring. Without a hockey game to be played, or a major shakeup happening there

PDO is an advanced stat first introduced by and named for PDO, a frequent commenter in the Oilogosphere.  It was developed by Vic Ferrari at Irreverent Oiler Fans. PDO is a number you derive from added a team's even-strength shooting percentage to its even-strength save percentage. A more

I write this on day two of my three day Memorial Day Weekend. Here in America, tomorrow we celebrate Memorial Day. The day has been set aside to honor those men and women who have served in our armed forces and dates back to the end of the Civil War.

Remember the Stanky Legg? Of course you do. Well it's now reached new heights. I bring you the Wal-Mart Stanky Legg.  History is made at  2:16 with the first ever Air Stanky Legg.  Also of note, the Cowboy Stanky Legg; the Melon Stanky Legg; the Shopping Cart

Over the weekend I swam in a frigid lake; was attacked repeatedly by the Canadian Airforce; and developed a cold. Thanks Canada! I feel like shit, so here are your links. I'm now going to bomb some NyQuil and pass out. Where the hell are Sergei Gonchar'

It's Friday and I'm not going into to work today. Instead, I'm headed North to the land of poutine, back bacon, government run liquor stores, and endless wonder. That's right kiddies, Uncle SkinnyFish is headed to Canada! I'll be crossing

If you've ever ventured into the CC, chances are you've come across a discussion about video games. I love video games.  My all time favorite, and the game that was my first true virtual love, is Galaga.  I shoot space beetles and bees like you ain&